As you saw from my last post I made the Carolina Roller Girl Derby Team.
With that comes a derby name. Check out the current list of taken derby names. So if a name is on this list I can't use it.
Here are some names that folks have come up with. Which one is your favorite? Do you have other ideas?
Nebraskan Assassin
Hillbilly Heroine
Petroleum Kelley (pretty funny)
De La Roll (from De La Soul)
Keller Instinct
Kelley Green
Kel the Funky Homosapien
KELTRON (3030) from Deltron 3030
Black Frances (from the Pixies -- Black Francis)
Miss Reppazent (919) (you represent the 919 area code -- it's a hip hop thang)
Kel from Hell
Hell N Keller
Kel's Bells
Kel's Fells
3 comments:
how about "the anal retentive roller"
Or maybe OCD Derby Girl?
Or Compulsive Cleaning Kelley?
I like Nebraskan Assassin and Kells Bells.
And "Kelley Green" made me think "Soylent Kelley" (check spelling). And remember: spoonerisms are always fun.
The homosapien one has lots of possibilities. Homo Skatus? Homo Skatepian? Or maybe a play on some roller derby terminology? If they eject people for excessive violence you could be Homo Ejectus. Of course, having a name starting with "Homo" might give folks the wrong idea. Maybe it's safer to start with Austrilopitha-something.
If you want to go with the clean motif, you could do 'clean your clock' or 'the meaner cleaner'. Or maybe not.
The rabid recycler?
Oh, we did a rabbit adoption over the weekend. The house we went to had a carolina rollergirls ad on the fridge, but they said they hadn't been to a match yet.
Be sure to post if you ever travel to WI for a match/game/tournament/whatever you call them.
Darin
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